cuzzinit
cuzzinit
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 Posted: Post subject: medical joke |
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This guy dies on the operating table. He gets in front of St Peter, who says, We made a mistake, you got to return to life, you're supposed to live another 25 years. So when he wakes up in post-op, the guy tells the Dr. i have a new lease on life, while i'm here how about getting a face lift, a nose job and some liposuction ? So a month later the guy leaves the hospital looking better than he had in years. As he walks across the street, he gets hit by a bus. As he reaches St Peter, the guy says, Hey i thought i was supposed to live many more years....
St Peter takes a look at him and says I'm sorry, didn't recognize you
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